1. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. 'The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'2. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on myhead, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn redin the face.
''Yes,' the class said.'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementaryschool for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
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